Mr. Know-it-all's daily, weekly and monthly rants: some of my essays and letters-to-the-editor.

by James K. Sayre

"The truth shall make you free" - The Bible, New Testament, St. John.

"Common Sense" - Thomas Paine, 1776, title of an American revolutionary war pamphlet (self-published!).

"Speak the truth to power" - 1960s slogan.

"If I ran the circus" - Dr. Seuss story line

"You never miss the water 'til the well runs dry..." - ancient proverb.


Another stolen election: Bush re-stole the election in November 2004 with the aid of rigged computerized electronic voting machine counting. Another stolen election 11 November 2004.


Historically, no incumbent President with approval ratings below 50% has ever been reelected. Bush's pre-election approval ratings have been stuck at 48% for the last several months, yet magically in the 2004 Presidential election he supposedly received some 52% of the total popular vote. Ah, the magic of electronic computerized voting in the 21st century with no nasty, troubling annoying paper trails; now elections can be rigged and stolen and at first, no one hardly seems to notice. stolen election 11 November 2004


On 10 November 2004 the Sacramento Bee printed a page ten story from the Cox News Service condescendingly headlined, "Diehard Kerry backers push conspiracy theories." That's rich. All we are asking for is to give honest vote-counting a chance. We want each vote counted in an open, transparent and verifiable method. This seemingly quaint notion of wanting honest elections is being characterized in an extremely negative way by the corporate news media. Media minimizes outrage over stolen election 10 November 2004.


Just say President Kerry and oppose Bush who just re-stole the election in November 2004 with the aid of rigged computerized electronic voting machine mis-counting. President Kerry 7 November 2004.


Bush re-stole the election in November 2004 with the aid of rigged computerized electronic voting machine counting. Bush stole the election again with the aid of electronic computer vote counting 4 November 2004. (Published in the Berkeley Daily Planet on 9 November 2004 under the banner, Another Stolen Election.


The absurdly high level of incompetence of the Bush Administration has been clearly revealed by the current flu vaccine fiasco. Bush flu vaccine fiasco 16 October 2004.


Chips ahoy, matey: personal identity information that would be stored in an implanted under-the-skin scannable microchip was approved by the U. S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) on 14 October 2004. Microchip identification implants 15 October 2004.


Arrogant artist and arrogant Bush share some mental disabilities: a sense of royal entitlement, a fear of any criticism, stubbornness and stupidity. Arrogant artist and arrogant Bush 9 October 2004.


Does Oakland really need a massive gambling casino? Wrong place, wrong time, wrong business. Oakland Gambling Casino? 8 October 2004.


Governor Schwarzenegger's several recent vetoes of progressive social, consumer and labor legislation which have revealed his support of the reactionary Republican corporate agenda: Reactionary GovernorSchwarzenegger 3 October 2004.


Kerry wins first debate hands down. Kerry wins debate 1 October 2004.


Setting up a 350,000 pound statue to honor the late David Brower in Berkeley, California? . 350,000 pound Statues in Berkeley? 22 September 2004.


Setting up of the perfect police-state in California using the Vehicle Mileage Tax (VMT). California Police-state 8 August 2004.


Martha Stewart and her estate confinement Martha's wrist slapped 23 July 2004.


The Disco Bank The Disco Bank 27 June 2004.


Our new Royalty in Oakland, California: 690 Oakland City employees are paid over $100,000 per year. For starters, maybe they need a 25% pay cut. Why should City employees earn more than taxpapers? Oakland's City Employees overpaid and not doing jack to boot? 15 June 2004.


Do we really need archways over College Avenue in Rockridge, Oakland, California? Rockridge archways10 May 2004. Published in The Montclarion, 14 May 2004.


Diebold Corporation to rig California elections in November 2004? Diebold Corporation in California elections 20 April 2004


Newly discovered Species of American Drivers Observed on Freeways and Local Streets. Or, What ever happened to the lost art of turn-signalling? New Species of Drivers 1 November 1998


No privacy left with the new Google busybodying scanning gmail. Here is a sample Gmail with lots of consumer product keywords for Google to chew on... Google Gmail follies 19 April 2004


One-handed garbage collectors? Even the garbage collectors today can't seem to do their jobs without cell-phone yakking at the same time. I was quite astonished to see the garbage collector talking on his cell phone and picking up the garbage can with his remaining free hand 15 April 2004


I was quite astonished to read the editorial by Mr. Dolph Tillotson, your publisher, entitled, "History will look fondly on Bush, war." Oh yeah... I was quite astonished 13 April 2004 Published in the Galveston County Daily News as a guest column on 29 May 2004.


Abolish bilingual ballots in California elections Abolish bilingual ballots in California elections 12 April 2004


Rating the Letters-to-the-Editor policies of Northern California and San Francisco Bay Area Newspapers Rating the Letters-to-the-Editor policies of Northern California and San Francisco Bay Area Newspapers 11 April 2004


Bush failing to impose his police-state dictatorship on Iraq Bush police state in Iraq 10 April 2004


Cluster-bomb Bush Cluster-bomb Bush 10 April 2004


Grade inflation Grade inflation 8 April 2004


The network news on the radio had been taken over by some teenybopper very excitedly babbling away about the al-Queda and terrorism... Tennybopper babbling 8 April 2004


High school diplomas in California without even passing elementary algebra. Brilliant. No algebra 6 April 2004


Rockridge Reconsidered: A Personal Critique Rockridge Reconsidered 1 April 2004


How about creating a letters-to-the-editor column in the Garden section of the Contra Costa Times? Garden letters-to-the-editor column? 20 March 2004


Q: Do spiders dislike dusty old webs? Do spiders get bored? Do spiders get bored? 20 March 2004


Algebra, algebra, where art thou? Algebra 13 March 2004


The parrot rating system for mass media: Parrot Rating System

9 March 2004


Try the amazing new product, Bush-be-Gone® Bush-be-Gone 7 March 2004


Martha, my dear Martha, my dear 7 March 2004


At least 25 good reasons to vote "No on Bush" in November 2004. Vote No on Bush 7 March 2004


A somewhat jaundiced, but hopefully progressive and common sense view of the news stories, articles and headlines seen in today's in Northern California newspapers, Saturday, 6 March 2004. News critique


The New York Times and the Contra Costa Times are still parroting Bush lies about Haiti. They claim that Aristide is "free" to remain in the Central African Republic. Since he's still under house arrest, I guess that he's "free to remain under house arrest." Alice-in-Wonderland Bush baloney finely sliced and served up by the corporate news media. Corporate news media still lying about Aristide 5 March 2004


Hands off our Email, Mr. Gates. Hands off our Email, Mr. Gates 5 March 2004


President Aristide, kidnapped out of Haiti by U. S. government forces, is now being held incommunicado and under house arrest in the Central Africa Republic. Does this sound like "voluntary exile?" Aristide held captive 3 March 2004


Aristide kidnapped. Aristide kidnapped 1 March 2004


The Extreme Right-wing Bush crap and baloney of the week, Part 2 Bush crap 2 1 March 2004


A different view after checking out the new www.votenader.org web site Check out the Vote Nader web site 1 March 2004


The Extreme Right-wing Bush crap and baloney of the day Bush crap 22 February 2004


Ralph Nader dreams of being "Spoiler 2" in the November 2004 Presidential Elections Ralph Nader Spoiler 22 February 2004


Maybe its time for bicycle riders to pay some taxes to cover the costs of the construction and maintenance of bicycle lanes, bicycle overpasses, bicycle racks and bicycle lanes striping. Bicycle Taxes 22 February 2004


Mr. Alan Greenspan, the Chairman of the Federal Reserve, supports unlimited corporate greed that is behind the growing outsourcing of American jobs. Outsourcing greed 21 February 2004


I was amazed to see the laughable headline, "Tyranny Seen in the Oakland School Takeover" Laughable 21 February 2004 (Published in the Berkeley Daily Planet, 2 March 2004.


Oakland, California School District Board members still clueless about mult-million dollar budget deficits. Oakland Schools Budget Deficits 18 February 2004


Humpty Bushy sat AWOL Humpty Bushy sat AWOL 16 February 2004


Al Sharpton calls Bush an unconscious liar Sharpton calls Bush an unconscious liar 16 February 2004


South-of-the-border real estate investments: beware South of the border 8 February 2004.


Bush maybe OK as a BBQ guest, but keep him away from guns, gas chambers and gunsights. Bush as BBQ guest 2 February 2004. Published in the Winters Express, California newspaper on 5 February 2004.


Which is more horrifying to watch on TV? Janet Jackson's bare breast or Bush's dirty litttle war on Iraq? Janet Jackson 2 February 2004.


Worthless Chinese folklore Feng Shui to be added to the California State Building Code? Worthless Feng shui 31 January 2004.


The Early Girl tomato and the Late Girl tomato The Late Girl tomato 31 January 2004.


Bush is really the one that is "out of control," not Dean. Bush out of control, not Dean 21 January 2004.


A letter to the Editor of The Packer A letter to the editor of The Packer1 January 2004. Published in the 19 January 2004 issue of the wholesale produce newspaper, The Packer.


Why Iran is currently a little leery, weary and wary of relations with the governments of Britain, Russia or the United States: Why Iran is currently a little leery, weary and wary of relations with the governments of Britain, Russia or the United States 5 January 2004. Published in The Montclarion on 23 January 2004.


The Hummingbird Lure Shirt Hummingbird Lure Shirt 1 January 2004.


Another phony Bush regime "terror" alert? Another phony terror alert? 22 December 2003. Published in the Contra Costa Times on 2 January 2004.


The Twelve Days of Halliburtonmas The Twelve Days of Halliburtonmas 15 December 2003. Published in The Montclarion, 12/19/03 and published in the Berkeley Daily Planet on 26 December 2004.


The San Jose Mercury News has actually used the term "illegal immigrant" in a front page headline: miracles can still happen, even in the land o' P. C. Illegal immigrants: Even the San Jose Mercury can say these words together 2 December 2003.


Pit bull attacks S. F. police horse Police horse attacked by off-leash pit bull in S. F. 24 November 2003.


99 Quick and Easy ways to get out of Iraq 99 Easy ways to get out of Iraq 13 November 2003. Published in, 12/5/03.


Is Diebold Elections Systems Inc., a big Bush supporter, rigging our new computerized elections software systems to throw the elections to Bush and the Republicans? Diebold vs. Democracy 10 November 2003.


How not to bring democracy to Iraq: Bush in Iraq has it all wrong as usual. How not to bring democracy to Iraq 7 November 2003.


"Old Men with Ponytails. Baffling." - a sexist, ageist and generally offensive billboard by Washington Mutual Bank Old Men with Ponytails 6 November 2003. The offending billboard was removed a few days later.


Blue Gum Eucalyptus forests in the East Bay, Northern California threatened with logging.. Blue Gum Logging 27 October 2003.


Pirate FM radio can be easily broadcast on the internet.. Pirate FM radio can be easily broadcast on the internet 21 October 2003. However, I did enjoy hearing the over-the-air broadcasting of "Pirate Cat" radio station at 87.90 FM with a strong clear signal in the San Francisco Bay Area. (note: 8/04: it seems to be gone now).


BOSS - another Berkeley boondoggle. BOSS-another Berkeley boondoogle 21 October 2003. Letter published in the Berkeley Daily Planet.


Tightened U. S. immigration policies are not holding back "Arab progress".. Arab Progress 20 October 2003.


Bush's war crimes in Iraq vs. local street crime in Oakland, California.. Bush's war crimes in Iraq vs. local street crime in Oakland, California 19 October 2003.


Chips ahoy, matey: the coming invasion of the RFIDs. Chips ahoy, matey 12 October 2003. Published in the Berkeley Daily Planet, October 17, 2003.


U. S. Fish and Game Service approve of massive destruction of Blue Gum Eucalyptus forests in San Francisco Presidio Park in vain attempt to recreate PreColumbian flora (mostly large shifting sanddunes). Eucalyptus trees to be destroyed in S. F. park 8 October 2003. (edited version published in the San Francisco Chronicle, 9 October 2003).


Four leading candidates in the California recall debate have just appeared to chicken out on facing Arnold Schwarzenegger in a free-for-all format scheduled for Sacramento on September 24th. Four debate chickens 19 September 2003.


General Wesley Clark, the latest candidate to enter the race for the Democratic nomination for President, seems to be another neocolonial imperialist apologist along the lines of Senators Lieberman and Kerry. Genera Wesley Clarks 19 September 2003.


Bring 'em on in - In a bad move, California's Governor Gray Davis signs a bill to allow illegal aliens to get driver's licenses. Bring 'em on in 6 September 2003.


Noise, Traffic and Light at UC Memorial Stadium in Berkeley, California. UC Memorial Stadium 2 September 2003. Published in the Berkeley Daily Planet on 5 September 2003.


Avoid the West Nile virus-laden mosquitos by adding Mosquito Fish to your backyard pond. Avoiding the West Nile virus 31 August 2003


Senator Feinstein is quite hypocritical complaining about Arnold Schwarzenegger's "violent" movies after she voted to allow Bush to invade and occupy Iraq: a criminal action which resulted in the murders of thousands of Iraqis. Senator Feinstein's hyprocisy about violence 22 August 2003


Why is the California State Government subsidizing the distribution of the Segway electric scooters? Is Sacramento in the Segway business? 22 August 2003


Chickadees at Crystal Springs Watershed in San Mateo County and in my backyard Chickadees at Crystal Springs 22 August 2003


Senator Dianne Feinstein is way off the mark with her recent "deeply flawed"comments on the California recall election laws. Feinstein off the mark 22 August 2003


The "GOP power grab" assertion of Governor Gray Davis is laughable. Laughable Davis assertion 20 August 2003


Utility rate payers need partial ownership of private electric utilities if they are going to foot the bill for electric grid upgrading and improvement. partial ownership 18 August 2003


NERC needs you: did you miss making the cut to qualify as a candidate for the coming California recall election scheduled for 7 October 2003? Maybe you should consider applying to become one of the Independent Trustees of the North American Electric Reliability Council (NERC). NERC, which is headquartered in Princeton, New Jersey, is seeking new Independent Trustee candidates for its Board of Trustees. NERC needs you 17 August 2003


The Los Altos School District Superintendent interfered in the coming Los Altos School Board election and she ought to resign immediately. School Superintendent should resign immediately 17 August 2003.


If you like Governor Gray Davis, you'll love Lt. Governor Cruz Bustamante. Lt. Governor Bustamante 16 August 2003


The recent massive electricity blackout experienced in New York City, the Northeast and Ontario, Canada, may give a brief taste to millions of North Americans of the 24/7 misery that Bush has unleashed in Iraq with his invasion and continuing occupation of that country. Bush has created a hell-hole in Iraq 14 August 2003 Later published in the Berkeley Daily Planet.


2000 Election spoiler Ralph Nader supports Green Party Peter Camejo's recall bid. Nader supports Camejo 13 August 2003


Recall candidate Peter Camejo supported reparations in the California Governor's race in 2002. Camejo supported reparations 13 August 2003


Arnold Schwarzenegger is a breath of fresh air when he says that he likes paying taxes. Arnold Schwarzenegger is a breath of fresh air when he says that he likes paying taxes 12 August 2003


Are Californians smart enough to be able to vote in the coming recall election? Voting in the recall election 12 August 2003


Speak for yourself Mr. Bush: Bush is trying to share his guilt for war crmies and the murder of thousands of Iraqi citizens in his invasion and occupation of Iraq with his "We are all sinners" remark at a recent White House Rose Garden press conference. Speak for yourself, Mr. Bush 11 August 2003


Publicly funded elections in California to replace present corrupt system of funding by big money special interests. Publicly funded elections 11 August 2003. Published in the Contra Costa Times 17 August 2003.


The eight hundred dollar replacement trees at UC Berkeley 800 dollar trees at UC 11 August 2003 (note: no reply to date as of 8/04).


Bush is still lying about Iraq Bush is still lying about Iraq 10 August 2003


Brilliant Gore Speech on the deceptiveness of Bush Brilliant Gore speech 8 August 2003


I met a million dollar crybaby in a five and ten cent California recall race. $1,000,000 crybaby 8 August 2003


Cheney and Bush may be deluded in their dream that the coming recall of Governor Gray Davis is somehow a plus for them. Cheney and Bush may be deluded 6 August 2003


So the national AFL-CIO labor unions are going to finance and back their corrupted California Governor Gray Davis. Great news. AFL-CIO unions support Davis 6 August 2003


Replacing the imperialist warmongering Bush with an imperialist warmongering Lieberman would not be much of an improvement. Lieberman 5 August 2003


Is the San Francisco Chronicle trying to oppose the Davis recall election? Chronicle on recall 5 August 2003


Gray Davis is like the proverbial bad penny The proverbial bad penny 4 August 2003


A mild critique of new DMV plans for the screening and testing of older drivers. New DMV driver's tests 3 August 2003


Consider boycotting Dutch consumer goods for the Dutch government's military support for the U. S. and British imperial occupation of Iraq. Consider boycotting Dutch consumer goods 2 August 2003


The bullying Clear Channel Corporation, is attempting to blackmail the City of Oakland into allowing it to place giant billboards next to downtown freeways. the bullying Clear Channel Corporation 1 August 2003


Chicken Little is right, the sky is falling with the California recall election looming in the near future Chicken Little is right 1 August 2003


Can the Oakland Tribune give us an accurate weather forecast for Oakland? Oakland weather forecast? 1 August 2003


Seventeen characteristics that proto-fascist, pro-fascist and fascist regimes have in common 17 Traits of fascist regimes 30 July 2003


Dr. John Poindexter may be completely insane, who knows for sure? Dr. John Poindexter may be completely insane, who knows for sure? 29 July 2003


Online thieves attempt to avoid copyright infringment litigation Online thieves attempt to avoid copyright infringment litigation 25 July 2003

Patriotic Iraqi opposition to British and American Occupation of their Country. Patriotic Iraqi opposition to British and American Occupation of their Country 27 July 2003

A recipe for ruining Yosemite? A recipe for ruining Yosemite? 25 July 2003

Catching up with the music theftsters of the Internet Catching up with the music theftsters of the Internet 25 July 2003

The self-serving little trial balloon of Cruz Bustamante, California's Lieutenant Governor, was shot down in flames. >The self-serving little trial balloon of Cruz Bustamante 25 July 2003

The sky is falling; the sky is falling... The sky is falling; the sky is falling 23 July 2003

Bush's "Mistakes" Bush's "Mistakes" 22 July 2003

Dates: the real reason that Bush invaded Iraq: dates. Dates: the real reason that Bush invaded Iraq: dates 22 July 2003

Tragic Santa Monica, California automobile accident: what should be done Tragic Santa Monica, California automobile accident: what should be done 17 July 2003

Reinvading Iraq. Reinvading Iraq 17 July 2003

Darned good. Darned good 17 July 2003

Tilting at broken windmills is a hard-fought Berkeley tradition. Tilting at broken windmills is a hard-fought Berkeley tradition 17 July 2003 (published in the Berkeley Daily Planet on 22 July 2003).

Oakland Tribune Editorial glosses over the monumental Bush lies about Iraq. Oakland Tribune Editorial glosses over the monumental Bush lies about Iraq 15 July 2003

A picture is worth ten thousand words A picture is worth ten thousand words 14 July 2003.

This is the Eve of Bush self-destruction. This is the Eve of Bush self-destruction 14 July 2003

Senator John Kerry (D - Massachusetts) wants try to drag in U. S. "allies" in NATO and elsewhere to try to bail out the failed Bush imperial invasion of Iraq. Brilliant. Senator John Kerry wants try to drag in U. S. "allies" in NATO and elsewhere to try to bail out the failed Bush imperial invasion of Iraq 11 July 2003

What is the Bush Adminstration trying to cover up about 9/11? What is the Bush Adminstration trying to cover up about 9/11? 10 July 2003 (Published in the Oakland Tribune, 17 July 2003). Also published in the Contra Costa Times, July, 2003.

The present Bush regime is toast. The present Bush regime is toast 6 July 2003

Maybe the Iraqis want to be independent too. Maybe the Iraqis want to be independent too 3 July 2003

Darrell Issa can dish it out, but he can't take it. Darrell Issa can dish it out, but he can't take it 2 July 2003

The Republicans in Florida 2000. The Republicans in Florida 2000 30 June 2003

Why exactly did Darrell Issa become the auto alarm king? Why exactly did Darrell Issa become the auto alarm king? 26 June 2003

Dollarocracy vs. corporate corruption of democracy in California: the Davis recall election. Dollarocracy vs. corporate corruption of democracy in California: the Davis recall election. 18 June 2003

Picking news commentators and government representatives by random lottery: it would certainly be more democratic than our present system of corporate corruption of elections Picking news commentators and government representatives by random lottery 3 June 2003

Bashing Bush. Bashing Bush 28 May 2003

George Washington smoked pot or decriminalize Marijuana George Washington smoked pot or decriminalize Marijuana 25 May 2003.

Hey friend, have you joined the Bush Excuse-of-the-Month Club yet? Hey friend, have you joined the Bush Excuse-of-the-Month Club yet? 8 February 2003. Published in the Contra Costa Times, Feb. 2003.

Segways in the morning, segways in the evening, segways at supper time Segways in the morning, segways in the evening, segways at supper time 25 January 2003 (a very edited version of this long letter was published in the Circuits Section of The New York Times in February, 2003. It was the lead letter.).

The twelve days of Bushmas (2002) The twelve days of Bushmas (2002) 19 December 2002

Snug as a bug in a police state rug Snug as a bug in a police state rug 22 November 2002.

Bicyclists sharing the road? Bicyclists sharing the road? 2002.

Bicyclists Obeying the Traffic Laws Week Bicyclists Obeying the Traffic Laws Week 20 March 2002. Published in the Berkeley Daily Planet, March 2002.

The Twelve Months of Bush (2001) The Twelve Months of Bush 17 December 2001

We Two Microsofts of Redmond are We Two Microsofts of Redmond are 19 May 2000

The Twelve Days of Y2K (1999) The Twelve Days of Y2K 27 December 1999. Published in the San Francisco Chronicle, Dec. 1999.

Toll Booths from Sea to Shining Sea Toll Booths from Sea to Shining Sea 1997

Cheap motel owners' tricks. Cheap motel owners' tricks 29 March 1997 and 6 July 2003

Redwood City doesn't have to look very far to adopt a Mexican sister-city: try the unicorporated Fair Oaks District just next door for starters. Redwood City's sister-city: a suggestion 28 February 1995


James' snappy one-liners, perfect for framing or for hanging in your front window for neighbors and passersby to admire. Suitable for all anti-Bush occasions. James' snappy one-liners, perfect for framing or for hanging in your front window for neighbors and passersby to admire. Suitable for all anti-Bush occasions.

 

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