The twelve days of Bushmas, by James K. Sayre, 12/19/02

On the twelfth day of Bushmas, my true government gave to me: twelve snoopers asnoopin'.

On the eleventh day of Bushmas, my true government gave to me: eleven polluters apollutin'.

On the tenth day of Bushmas, my true government gave to me: ten faith-healers afunded'.

On the ninth day of Bushmas, my true government gave to me: nine CEOs astealin'.

On the 8th day of Bushmas, my true government gave to me: eight warmongers awarmongerin'.

On the seven day of Bushmas, my true government gave to me: seven segregationists a-apologizin'.

On the sixth day of Bushmas, my true government gave to me: six sabers arattlin'.

On the 5th day of Bushmas, my true government gave to me: five golden tax cuts.

On the 4th day of Bushmas, my true government gave to me: four calling telemarketers.

On the 3th day of Bushmas, my true government gave to me: three French spams.

On the second day of Bushmas, my true government gave to me: two peace doves.

On the first day of Bushmas, my true government gave to me: a missile interceptor in an Alaskan pine tree.