Caution: an orange plastic warning tape that reads: "do not disturb: bush crime scene in progress"
by James K. Sayre
In the range of anti-bush T-shirts, buttons, bumper strips, baseball caps and coffee mugs protest media available on the Internet, I have yet to see some customized anti-bush caution plastic tape now being offered for sale. I am thinking of a modern variation of the familiar yellow plastic caution tape that is often wrapped around construction sites or crime scenes. Say available in 25 foot, 50 foot or 100 foot lengths, no need for the full one thousand foot rolls (0.18939 miles) unless you are planning a night-time Christo-type wrapping of certain buildings or public spaces. Of course, this activity would at least have some useful political content... (Let the editors of the Old Gray Lady ponder this...). One could modify that old 80s song, "Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree" to "Tie an orange protest tape round the blue oak trees" or "Tie an orange protest tape 'round the old blue gums" (for Californians).
Some examples:
Warning: another stolen election
Caution: do not cross the bush crime family...
Beware: illegal criminal war on the Iraqi people in progress...
Warning: bush destruction of social security is just around the corner.
Other colors:
Warning: another stolen election
Caution: do not cross the bush crime family...
Beware: illegal criminal war on the Iraqi people in progress...
Warning: bush destruction of social security coming soon.
Warning: another stolen election
Caution: do not cross the bush crime family...
Beware: illegal criminal war on the Iraqi people in progress...
Warning: bush destruction of social security coming soon.
Caution: do not cross the bush crime family...
Beware: illegal criminal war on the Iraqi people in progress...
Warning: bush destruction of social security coming soon.
Caution: do not cross the bush crime family...
Beware: illegal criminal war on the Iraqi people in progress...
Warning: bush destruction of social security coming soon.
Of course, wrapping your deck, your house or your front yard in anti-bush orange warning tapes would be considered quite tacky by many people; however, I consider that election stealing, illegitimate administrations, torture, war crimes and vast corruption to be many orders of magnitude more tacky. So it's your choice.
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